One of our holiday traditions is to have Christmas crackers with our Christmas day dinner and then on New Year’s Eve. We pop open our crackers together and then wear the paper crowns throughout dinner. It’s a tradition I adore and will probably make my superfabulous husband endure it until we are old and grey and I’ve forgotten what the crackers are.
For those of you unaware of crackers, they are little cardboard tubes, wrapped in festive paper. When you open them, they pop like a firecracker and inside there is a toy, a joke, and the aforementioned paper crown. This year, the jokes were so bad they were too good not to share.
So, instead of our usual video giggle, today’s Wednesday Whimsy is brought to you by Christmas Crackers 2011!
Q. What did the alien say to the garden?
A. Take me to your weeder.
Q. How does Good King Wenceclas like his pizzas?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even.
Q. How many tentacles does a squid have?
Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
Hahaha! Had enough, or do you want a few more? Okay, since you asked so nicely… here a few too good to miss.
Q. Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fsh.
And for the final laugh…
Q. Why did the rocket loose his job?
A. Because he was fired.
Weren’t those fun?! Have any good jokes you want to share? You know we love hearing from you! Enjoy your Wednesday giggle!